Subject: Confusion Say:
# Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
# A backward poet writes inverse.
# A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
# Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.
# Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
# Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.
# A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
# A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
# Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
# Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
# Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
# Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
# When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
# A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
# What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
# Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
# In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes.
# She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
# A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
# If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
# With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
# When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
# The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
# You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
# Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
# He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
# Every calendar's days are numbered.
# A lot of money is tainted: It taint yours and it taint mine.
# A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
# He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
# A plateau is a high form of flattery.
# A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
# Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
# Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
# Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
# Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
# Acupuncture is a jab well done
# Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
# A backward poet writes inverse.
# A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
# Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.
# Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
# Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.
# A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
# A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
# Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
# Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
# Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
# Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
# When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
# A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
# What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
# Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
# In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes.
# She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
# A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
# If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
# With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
# When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
# The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
# You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
# Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
# He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
# Every calendar's days are numbered.
# A lot of money is tainted: It taint yours and it taint mine.
# A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
# He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
# A plateau is a high form of flattery.
# A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
# Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
# Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
# Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
# Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
# Acupuncture is a jab well done
