I just concluded an on-line chat, as to the new HD channels that are to be launched at 2:00 eastern.
Here is what was told to me:
"Please wait while we find a representative to assist you...
Thank you for being a valued DISH Network customer, I will be happy to assist you today. Please give me a moment to access your account and review the information you have already provided.
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: New additions to the nation’s largest full-time HD line-up include EPIX HD, G4 HD, Headline News HD, History International HD, Nat Geo Wild HD, ShortsHD, Style HD and Turner Classic Movies HD.
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: Consumers can enjoy these high definition channels and more via the most advanced DVR technology in the industry, DISH Network’s award-winning ViP® 922 SlingLoaded™ DVR.
Me: OK. But which packages will they be included in
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: Please give me two minutes while I check that for you.
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: I apologize but there's no update yet on the package line-up for these new additional channels.
Me: So, I will just have to wait?
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: I see that you do not have VIP922.
ME: No. I have VIP 622 & 722. Is that a problem?
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: Consumers can enjoy these high definition channels and more via the most advanced DVR technology in the industry, DISH Network’s award-winning ViP® 922 SlingLoaded™ DVR.
Me: So, are you saying that these new additions will only be available if I have the VIP 922?
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: Yes, that's right.
Me: So, does this mean I will have to swap my current receivers for 2 VIP 922's?
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: If you want to be able to watch the new HD channels, you need to get VIP922.
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: We do not have information yet if these channels will be available to other HD receivers too.
ME: Well, if what your telling me is true, it would be a huge expense for Dish to change all their receivers, don't you agree.
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: I understand that however at this time they are just available to VIP922
ME: I guess I will just have to wait till 2:00 pm to find out.
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: This information is based on the communication sent to us.
I think you would all agree that this doesn't make any sense, but then what else is new.
Here is what was told to me:
"Please wait while we find a representative to assist you...
Thank you for being a valued DISH Network customer, I will be happy to assist you today. Please give me a moment to access your account and review the information you have already provided.
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: New additions to the nation’s largest full-time HD line-up include EPIX HD, G4 HD, Headline News HD, History International HD, Nat Geo Wild HD, ShortsHD, Style HD and Turner Classic Movies HD.
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: Consumers can enjoy these high definition channels and more via the most advanced DVR technology in the industry, DISH Network’s award-winning ViP® 922 SlingLoaded™ DVR.
Me: OK. But which packages will they be included in
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: Please give me two minutes while I check that for you.
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: I apologize but there's no update yet on the package line-up for these new additional channels.
Me: So, I will just have to wait?
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: I see that you do not have VIP922.
ME: No. I have VIP 622 & 722. Is that a problem?
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: Consumers can enjoy these high definition channels and more via the most advanced DVR technology in the industry, DISH Network’s award-winning ViP® 922 SlingLoaded™ DVR.
Me: So, are you saying that these new additions will only be available if I have the VIP 922?
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: Yes, that's right.
Me: So, does this mean I will have to swap my current receivers for 2 VIP 922's?
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: If you want to be able to watch the new HD channels, you need to get VIP922.
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: We do not have information yet if these channels will be available to other HD receivers too.
ME: Well, if what your telling me is true, it would be a huge expense for Dish to change all their receivers, don't you agree.
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: I understand that however at this time they are just available to VIP922
ME: I guess I will just have to wait till 2:00 pm to find out.
(03mk) Tuesday U.VK9: This information is based on the communication sent to us.
I think you would all agree that this doesn't make any sense, but then what else is new.