USC player: "Now you've done it! I double hex you with the triple-overtime-loss-curse! Mwahahahahaha!"
I don't know why... but the phrase "Be gentle, it's my first time" just popped into my head....
OK, I know that's wrong but I had to share......
Henry's Make a Wish Foundation wish consisted of a Cubs jersey, hat, blanket, throw pillow, and 100 years without a title.
"The only reason I took this job was to get hands on experience"!
"The only reason I took this job was to get hands on experience"!
Coach was trying to turn Johnny's half-nelson into a full-nelson.
Or:Wow steroids have made it disappear... It's like you have two belly buttons....
My old coach used to believe me when I told him I was wearing a cup.
Henry's Make a Wish Foundation wish consisted of a Cubs jersey, hat, blanket, throw pillow, and 100 years without a title.