Bob and the blonde

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Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building
Preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, The guy on the ledge Did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, But willingly handed her $20 to Bob."Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, So I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money.
 
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