God forbid there was ever a woman that tried to leave you...
I have to give you credit though. You can find the little stories to post that will just beg for ridicule. So I believe that you are accomplishing your goals. Some of the followers though are reading the headline, quickly running through the fluff of a report that adds up to nada and leaving the forum to go tell all of their friends that "they told them so" and "the format is not dead yet". Your like the leader of the flock V. Lead on! Good news is that you are posting these articles in the "War Zone" so at least we know that you are posting for effect.