An 80 year old man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up and the doctor ask him how he is feeling.
The 80 year old man replies "FANTASTIC! I am 80 years old, I just married an 18 year old gal and she is pregnant with my child!"
And the doctor replies:
"That reminds me of a story."
"There was an avid hunter that wakes up late on the 1st day of hunting season, he rushes out of bed, rushes to get dress, rushes out the door and get in his truck, rushes into the woods and in his haste when he rushes out of his truck he grabs his umbrella instead of his gun."
"As he was walking through the woods he comes along a pond and sees a beaver swimming. So he aims his umbrella at the beaver pulls the handle -- BANG the beaver is dead"
The 80 year old man replies, "That just can be, someone else must have shot that beaver!"
The doctor replies, "Precisely my point!"
The 80 year old man replies "FANTASTIC! I am 80 years old, I just married an 18 year old gal and she is pregnant with my child!"
And the doctor replies:
"That reminds me of a story."
"There was an avid hunter that wakes up late on the 1st day of hunting season, he rushes out of bed, rushes to get dress, rushes out the door and get in his truck, rushes into the woods and in his haste when he rushes out of his truck he grabs his umbrella instead of his gun."
"As he was walking through the woods he comes along a pond and sees a beaver swimming. So he aims his umbrella at the beaver pulls the handle -- BANG the beaver is dead"
The 80 year old man replies, "That just can be, someone else must have shot that beaver!"
The doctor replies, "Precisely my point!"
